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Psigns and warnings by ElObscuro

Margaret handed Dave a small spiral notebook with a picture of a kitten on the cover. “Sorry about the cover. The only ones on sale were all cutesy and girly. I ended up with a friggin’ dolphin.” “Oh, that’s not a problem, dear. I just thought we already had everything we needed for our classes.” Answered her befuddled beau. “We do,” was Margaret’s tolerent responce. “After last night, I talked to afew other people in the building. Lots of other people had exceedingly vivid pornodreams last night. I think we should start keping dream journals...” “Oh, well, okay. If you think that’s best.” “Good, now that that’s settled...” The blue-eyed beaty leaned closer to Dave, tilting her head ever so slightly. “Yeah, can you explain this equation to me? It just doesn’t make..”Began Dave. “Dave.” Margaret’s voice was slightly annoyed now, “You’re supposed to kiss me now.” “Oh, sorry, dear, I’m kinda new at this boyfriend thmmmmmmmmfffffff” \\But I think I like it a lot...\\ Dave and Margaret were still, ah, studying, when there came a knock on the door. In accordance with Rule Seven, they broke the kiss as quickly as they could, then waited for whoever it was to come in. Instead, there was another knock. “I’ll get it,” Offered Dave. “Well, it’s _my_ apartment, but I took the .45 to the range this afternoon, and realized I’m out of loaded clips, so I’ll let you.” Dave opened the door a crack, the beginnings of a blast forming in his eyes. There stood a young man, about his own age, in jeans and a warm-looking sweater. He didn’t seem familiar as a threat, looked a little scrawny, in fact, with close-cropped black hair and striking gray eyes. He opened the door a bit further, and asked, “May I help you?” “Oh, I must have the wrong apartment,” the youth stammared, “I was looking for Blue Green?” Dave looked back to Margaret, announcing, “Some guy’s here to see Blue.” “Oh, I’m Gray,” The newcomer interjected. “Dave. You timed that just about right. Fifteen minutes either way and you probably would have run into her brother...” Magaret, meanwhile, was yelling back into the kitchen, “Blue! You have a gentleman caller!” Blue emerged from the kitchen, announcing, “It’s about time! I’m starved! Let’s go before my brother gets back!” “Ummm, okay?” Gray seemed a little overmatched. “Have fun, kids!” yelled Margaret. ----------------- Continue

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