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Can't Buy No Love by Roscoe Mathieu (As sung by Mike) Can't buy no lo-ove Lo-ove Can't buy no lo-ove I rent you a diamond ring, Marsha If it makes you feel alright I get you all the clothes I got If it makes you feel alright 'Cuz I don't have near Enough money. I just can't buy no love. I give you all my roomies' things If you'll say you love me, too They may try to buy back their things But what they got, I'll give to you. 'Cuz I don't have near Enough money. I just can't buy no love. Can't buy no lo-ove Everybody's got more cash Can't buy no lo-ove I'll raid their stash! Tell me that you want no diamond rings And you shall be adored Tell me you don't want the kind of things That I just can't afford I don't have near Enough money. I just can't buy no love. (zap!) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH! Can't buy no lo-ove Everybody's got more cash Can't buy no lo-ove I'll raid their stash! Tell me that you want no diamond rings And you shall be adored Tell me you don't want the kind of things That I just can't afford I don't have near Enough money. I just can't buy no love. Can't buy no lo-ove Lo-ove Can't buy no lo-o-ove.

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