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Will I survive? By Chester by Thomas Banana I was alone, I was hornified My mindbond to my owner making me want a she-cat nigh I wished I was somewhere else Thought I wanted to die But I was wrong Because then Mike came along Oh, that leg Just what I need A little scratching post for other itches I can not relieve I should have changed my coat of fur Should have run away from him But I was wrong I thought Mike would like my song, Will I survive? Will I survive? I'm terrified Just wanted loving like my owner, now I think I'm going to die I should have picked another leg Should have got through my cat head That Mike Green is not a humping post for such a one as I Will I survive?

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